What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
Mark TwainThanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.
Mark TwainEpitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.
Mark Twain