The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.
One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself
Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.
Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it
None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.
I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.