There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!

The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.

I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.

If one is honest there is no need to remember.

I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.