I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can't go beyond possibility.
An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Honesty is often the best policy, but sometimes the appearance of it is worth six of it.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.