So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.
Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.
I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.