I have at last, after several months' experience, made up my mind that [New York] is a splendid desert--a domed and steepled solitude, where the stranger is lonely in the midst of a million of his race.
Mark TwainIf you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility
Mark TwainNone but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.
Mark Twain