Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
The problem with education is school.
The fear of lightning is one of the most distressing infirmities a human being can be afflicted with. It is mostly confined to women, but now and then you find it in a little dog, and sometimes a man.
If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!
An occultation of Venus is not half so difficult as an eclipse of the sun, but because it comes seldom the world thinks it's a grand thing.