Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.

We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

Twenty-four years ago I was strangely handsome; in San Francisco in the rainy season I was often mistaken for fair weather.

Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.

Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.

A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.