God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.
Mark TwainMan has been here 32,000 years. That it took a hundred million years to prepare the world for him is proof that that is what it was done for. I suppose it is, I dunno. If The Eiffel Tower were now to represent the world's age, the skin of paint on the pinnacle knob at its summit would represent man's share of that age; and anybody would perceive that the skin was what the tower was built for. I reckon they would, I dunno.
Mark TwainGolden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.
Mark TwainIndia has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.
Mark Twain...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane-just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Mark Twain