It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.

A half-educated physician is not valuable. He thinks he can cure everything.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so.