I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.
Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?
When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.