We all know about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.

Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

Truth is such a precious article - let us all economize in its use.

Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

Be good and you'll be lonesome

If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

The most successful people are those who do all year long what they would otherwise do on their summer vacation.