I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
Mark TwainA Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.
Mark TwainIf you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.
Mark Twain