No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God.
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.
Human beings are the only creatures who blush - or who need to.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so.