I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Moralists and philosophers have adjudged those who throw temptation in the way of the erring, equally guilty with those who are thereby led into evil

Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty.

An honest politician is an oxymoron.