What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

Make your vacation your vocation.

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.