It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.
What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.
Do something everyday that you don't want to do.