In Austria an editor who can write well is valuable, but he is not likely to remain so unless he can handle a sabre with charm.

There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.