The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with loss of life, the crippling of thousands with its fireworks, and the burning down of property. It is not only sacred to patriotism and universal freedom, but to the surgeon, the undertaker, the insurance offices - and they are working it for all it is worth.

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

It is higher and nobler to be kind.

No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.