They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.

I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.

Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.

More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.

No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is.

A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?