A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel.

Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them--then the rest will be valuable. They weaken when they are close together. They give strength when they are far apart.