A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.

Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.