God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.
In writing, I shall always confine myself strictly to the truth, except when it is attended with inconvenience.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.
The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first