One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark TwainThe best and most telling speech is not the actual impromptu one but the counterfeit of it.
Mark TwainThe happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another.
Mark TwainAnd always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars - all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families," Satan said, "sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose - there is no such war in the history of the race."
Mark Twain