My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.
Mark TwainNew Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Mark TwainWho is this Renaissance? Where did he come from? Who gave him permission to cram the Republic with his execrable daubs?
Mark Twain