Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.

I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

Man - a figment of God's imagination.

No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.