Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

The idea that a baby doesn't amount to anything! Why, one baby is just a house and a front yard full by itself. One baby can, furnish more business than you and your whole Interior Department can attend to. He is enterprising, irrepressible, brimful of lawless activities.

We must put up with our clothes as they are - they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us - to advertise what we wear them to conceal. They are a sign; a sign of insincerity; a sign of suppressed vanity; a pretense that we desire gorgeous colors and the graces of harmony and form; and we put them on to propagate that lie and back it up.

If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility