Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE
There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.
Ah, if he could only die temporarily!
There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.