Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

Anybody can have ideas-the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

One must travel, to learn.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.