A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.

When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

To gnaw on is human, towards digest, divine.

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.

... No photograph ever was good, yet, of anybody - hunger and thirst and utter wretchedness overtake the outlaw who invented it! It transforms into desperadoes the weakest of men; depicts sinless innocence upon the pictured faces of ruffians; gives the wise man the stupid leer of a fool, and the fool an expression of more than earthly wisdom.