Every man is a moon and has a side which he turns toward nobody: you have to slip around behind it if you want to see it.

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.

No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.

We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.