None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.
Mark TwainThe Mississippi River towns are comely, clean, well built, and pleasing to the eye, and cheering to the spirit. The Mississippi Valley is as reposeful as a dreamland, nothing worldly about it . . . nothing to hang a fret or a worry upon.
Mark TwainAll say, โhow hard it is that we have to dieโ -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of those who have had to live.
Mark TwainAll schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.
Mark TwainWe are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Sometimes we are too close to the scene, to see clearly. We "know" ourselves so well that we cannot see how we are perceived by others. Our opinion of ourselves is only "one" opinion and it may not be the truth.
Mark Twain