I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

The difference between fiction and nonfiction is that fiction must be absolutely believable.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.