I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.
Mark TwainThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Mark TwainNo one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.
Mark TwainFrankenstein took some flesh and bones and blood and made a man out of them; the man ran away and fell to raping and robbing and murdering everywhere, and Frankenstein was horrified and in despair, and said, I made him, without asking his consent, and it makes me responsible for every crime he commits. I am the criminal, he is innocent.
Mark Twain