All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out.

If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

Our inner strengths, experiences, and truths cannot be lost, destroyed, or taken away. Every person has an inborn worth and can contribute to the human community. We all can treat one another with dignity and respect, provide opportunities to grow toward our fullest lives and help one another discover and develop our unique gifts. We each deserve this and we all can extend it to others.

You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.