If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.

Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection.

The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.