Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

Slang in a woman's mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so.

No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God.

Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.

My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.