The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.

Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure.

The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.

It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

Travel is fatal to bigotry.

Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.