The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.

In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.

God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

Use the right word, not its second cousin.