Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

A German joke is no laughing matter.

What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

How lovely is death; and how niggardly it is doled out.

Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.

Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.