Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.

Greece is a bleak, unsmiling desert, without agriculture, manufactures or commerce, apparently. What supports its poverty-stricken people or its Government, is a mystery.

The minute we get reconciled to a person, how willing we are to throw aside little needless punctilios and pronounce his name right.

I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must.