Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.