Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

The thing for us to do is just to do our duty, and not worry about whether anybody sees us do it or not.

I think we never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead--and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead, and they would be honest so much earlier.

Irrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.

There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.