It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.
Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.
You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.