Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.
In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?
It is your human environment that makes climate
It's so damned humiliating.
Sufficient unto the day is one baby. As long as you are in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot; and there ain't any real difference between triplets and a insurrection. - The Babies speech 1879