I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.

A great, great deal has been said about the weather, but very little has ever been done.

We were good boys, good Presbyterian boys, and loyal and all that; anyway, we were good Presbyterian boys when the weather was doubtful; when it was fair, we did wander a little from the fold.

Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.