France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.

Wagner has some great moments, but a lot of miserable half hours.

Greece is a bleak, unsmiling desert, without agriculture, manufactures or commerce, apparently. What supports its poverty-stricken people or its Government, is a mystery.

Make your vocation your vacation. That is the secret to success.

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.