Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing and predatory as it is - in our country particularly, and in all other Christian countries in a somewhat modified degree - it is still a hundred times better than the Christianity of the Bible, with its prodigious crime- the invention of Hell.

Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.

There is only one good sex. The female one.

Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.