The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet.
Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists
It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.