The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?

We had an abundance of mangoes, papaias and bananas here, but the pride of the islands, the most delicious fruit known to men, cherimoya, was not in season. It has a soft pulp, like a pawpaw, and is eaten with a spoon.

Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.