Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

Everybody's private motto: It's better to be popular than right.

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve

Imagination labors best in distant fields.