Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.

An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she repented.

I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.