Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

In America-as elsewhere-free speech is confined to the dead.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.

I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.

What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it. . . . The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all. . . . When we talk about the great workers of the world we really mean the great players of the world.

The unspoken word is capital. We can invest it or we can squander it.