Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

in order to make a man or boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.

Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out.

It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite... sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented.

To forget pain is to be painless; to forget care is to be rid of it; to go abroad is to accomplish both.