Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Baseball is the very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive and push and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century.

The heart is the real fountain of youth.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless.

There is only one good sex. The female one.