The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

Be good and you will be lonely.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.