...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.
Mark TwainOne of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
Mark TwainI've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.
Mark Twain