There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.
They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.
I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.
I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.