Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
Slang in a woman's mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so.
... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.
The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.