Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.
Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.
There is only one good sex. The female one.
One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
A German joke is no laughing matter.
To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.