A German joke is no laughing matter.

Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

The best of us would rather be popular than right.

I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

The church is always trying to get other people to reform, it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.